If white boy afros are ridiculous enough for you, you should check out some of this...

If you're gonna wear an afro you should at least have a shlong and what better way to give yourself one than with a penis pump. These things have been around a long time. No doubt they were created by little pencil-dicked europeans who just couldn't bear to grow out an afro without the beef to back it up. Penis pump technology is rumored to have been handed down to man by Rumpleprickston as a way to distract men while he stole the young virgins from town. What? You don't believe me?

If you don't have the ability to grow out an afro of your own you can always resort to buying one from a halloween costumes store.

If you are looking to perform like a man with an afro but you aren't sure if you'll live up to your proff you should look at maybe getting a profformance enhancer like zenerx. This little jewel will give your action a jolt of real afro power and will make the girls think the afro is the reason. There are lots of pills like zenerx out there so maybe just fill a jar and pick em out like candy.

Assuming your whole afro scheme works and you start hauling in the ladies by the dozen... you probably won't be getting much sleep. Without sleep you'll begin looking hagard with big black marks under you eyes. Girls don't like "black eye" and you should work to keep it off your face by either taking naps or taking Hylexin. It amazes me to think pills are sold to do this but here they are... waiting for you to screw up and not get caught. Hylexin is a real pill, i swear it is, and it really is to help people get rid of black circles under their eyes. That's just plain silly.